● ROBINHOOD CHAIN TESTNETNFT 0x01a9…7026 · $YH 0x9638…50f6[ PRE-AUDIT BUILD ]FAUCET →
Next Demo Day03:12:44:09Prize[ TBD ]
The YHOODINATOR campus at night
Batch 00 · 0 startups minted so far

WE MINT
STARTUPS.

Name a fake startup. Get an AI-made identity. Lock $YH to enter the draw. Every Demo Day, one of them gets acquired and paid in the buyer’s stock.

DIGITAL COLLECTIBLES IN AN ONCHAIN GAME. NOT EQUITY, OWNERSHIP, OR A PROMISE OF RETURN.
AIB00
CURSED identity: a fractured black-and-white folded cube with a small acid-lime fault.
CURSED
An AI code editor that fixes one bug and creates three more.
CRYPTOB00
COINBASEMENT identity: a white open C descending into basement stairs on blue.
COINBASEMENT
Cold storage for tokens people are too embarrassed to sell.
MARKETPLACEB00
CHAIRBNB identity: a white continuous loop turning into an office chair on coral.
CHAIRBNB
Rent your spare office chair to founders between funding rounds.
WHO BUYS YOU →NVIDIACOINBASEAPPLEMICROSOFTAMAZONGOOGLE
01How it works

FROM BAD IDEA TO ACQUIRED.
IN SIX MOVES.

One Startup NFT, from sealed mint to onchain acquisition. Your $YH sets the odds; its category sets the buyer; the vault sets the payout.

01
A minimal sealed envelope carrying a Y identity seal.
MINTED / SEALED
Name it. Mint for [ MINT PRICE — TBD ]. Its identity arrives sealed.
02
Two panels opening to reveal the Startup NFT identity.
REVEALED
AI turns your name and category into a startup identity.
03
Three unequal weights representing proportional Demo Day odds.
ACTIVE / WEIGHTED
Lock any positive amount of $YH. More locked means more chance.
04
A minimal cadence ring circling a sealed Startup NFT.
DRAW PENDING
Demo Day freezes entries and weights while the draw resolves.
05
A Startup NFT entering its category buyer’s acquisition record.
ACQUIRED
The draw picks one card and records its category buyer.
06
A verified acquisition settlement recorded onchain.
SETTLED
Your $YH returns; the vault pays in Stock Token, with ETH fallback.
02The exits

WHO BUYS YOU.

Your category picks the buyer, the draw picks the day, the vault is the price. After settlement, the vault routes into their Stock Token on Robinhood Chain.

AI
NVIDIA
PAYS IN NVDA STOCK TOKEN
CRYPTO
COINBASE
PAYS IN COIN STOCK TOKEN
HARDWARE
APPLE
PAYS IN AAPL STOCK TOKEN
DEV TOOLS
MICROSOFT
PAYS IN MSFT STOCK TOKEN
MARKETPLACE
AMAZON
PAYS IN AMZN STOCK TOKEN
OTHER
GOOGLE
PAYS IN GOOGL STOCK TOKEN
PARODY. NONE OF THESE COMPANIES KNOW THIS EXISTS. AFTER THE DRAW SETTLES, THE VAULT ATTEMPTS AN ONCHAIN SWAP INTO THE BUYER’S STOCK TOKEN. ETH IF THE ROUTE, FEED, OR SWAP FAILS.
03The startups

CURRENT COMPANIES.

Named by collectors. Art-directed by AI. Zero employees.

0 minted · 0 active · 0 acquired
Batch 00 · nothing minted yet
NO STARTUPS EXIST YET.

The first Demo Day can’t happen until somebody names a company. It may as well be yours.

NAME THE FIRST ONE
04The token

$YH IS THE
ONLY WAY IN.

The startups are fictional. The trading pair isn’t. Lock any amount to enter the draw; more locked, better odds. Buy in with ETH or USDC.

VAULT SHARE
[ % — TBD ]
LOCK TO ENTER
ANY AMOUNT
SALE RATE
[ NOT LIVE ]
$YH IS A GAME TOKEN. NOT EQUITY, OWNERSHIP, OR A PROMISE OF RETURN.
BUY $YH[ NOT LIVE ]
ETH
[ RATE — TBD ]
$YH
DIRECT SALE AT A FIXED RATE · POOL TRADING [ NOT LIVE ]
05Fee routing

EVERY SWAP
FEEDS THE VAULT.

At launch, a Uniswap v4 hook on Robinhood Chain takes 3% of each eligible $YH / WETH swap. 2% funds the Demo Day vault. 1% runs the protocol.

The winner is never our call. A drand randomness beacon draws it, verified onchain, odds proportional to locked $YH.

Robinhood Chain NETWORKLive flow
$YH / WETH POOLUNISWAP V4 · FEES ON ELIGIBLE SWAPSUNISWAP V4 HOOKROUTES 3% OF EACH ELIGIBLE SWAPDEMO DAY VAULTBuys the acquirer’s stockfor the winner.2%PROTOCOL FEEOps, audits, art direction.1%
THE DRAW · DRAND BEACON
One active startup per Demo Day, weighted by locked $YH. It gets acquired, and the vault is swapped into the buyer’s stock for it.
06The application

FOUR FIELDS.
ONE BUTTON.

No essays, no references, no vision video. Costs show once, right before you sign.

Due diligence remains at zero and we intend to keep it there.

NEW APPLICATIONNO ESSAY QUESTIONS
CATEGORY · PICKS YOUR BUYER
PICK A CATEGORY. IT DECIDES WHO ACQUIRES YOU.
CONTINUE ON THE MINT SHEET →
MINT [ PRICE — TBD ] · NETWORK FEE [ EST — TBD ] · LOCK ANY $YH TO ENTER
ALL SHOWN AGAIN BEFORE YOU SIGN