ROBINHOOD CHAIN TESTNETNFT 0x1A2f…B5f4 · $YH 0x9a16…436c[ PRE-AUDIT BUILD ]
Next Demo Day03:12:44:09Prize[ TBD ]
The YHOODINATOR campus at night
Batch 00 · 0 startups minted so far

WE MINT
STARTUPS.

Name a fake startup. Get an AI-made identity. Lock $YH to enter the draw. Every Demo Day, one of them gets acquired and paid in the buyer’s stock.

DIGITAL COLLECTIBLES IN AN ONCHAIN GAME. NOT EQUITY, OWNERSHIP, OR A PROMISE OF RETURN.
AIB00
CURSED identity: a neon cursor wand splitting one bug into three on black.
CURSED
An AI code editor that fixes one bug and creates three more.
CRYPTOB00
COINBASEMENT identity: a round vault door with basement stairs inside, dark green on cream.
COINBASEMENT
Cold storage for tokens people are too embarrassed to sell.
MARKETPLACEB00
CHAIRBNB identity: a blue office chair with a key hanging off it, on cream.
CHAIRBNB
Turn your spare office chair into recurring revenue.
WHO BUYS YOU →NVIDIACOINBASEAPPLEMICROSOFTAMAZONGOOGLE
01How it works

FROM BAD IDEA TO ACQUIRED.
IN SIX MOVES.

One Startup NFT, from sealed mint to onchain acquisition. Your $YH sets the odds; its category sets the payout.

01
A sealed Startup NFT identity card inside the YHOODINATOR acquisition system.
MINTED / SEALED
Name it. Mint for [ MINT PRICE — TBD ]. Its identity arrives sealed.
02
The same Startup NFT revealing its AI-generated identity inside an orange scanner.
REVEALED
AI generates the identity and assigns its category.
03
The Startup NFT connected to three lock chips and a weighted probability ring.
ACTIVE / WEIGHTED
Lock any positive amount of $YH. More locked means more chance.
04
The weighted Startup NFT clamped inside the frozen Demo Day draw gate.
VRF PENDING
Demo Day freezes entries and weights while VRF draws.
05
The Startup NFT routed to its category acquirer and a Stock Token payout.
ACQUIRED
Its category picks the acquirer. The vault pays that company’s Stock Token.
06
The acquired Startup NFT attached to its permanent onchain ledger record.
RECORDED
The winner gets its $YH back. The acquisition stays onchain.
02The exits

WHO BUYS YOU.

Your category picks the buyer, the draw picks the day, the vault is the price. After settlement, the vault routes into their Stock Token on Robinhood Chain.

AI
NVIDIA
PAYS IN NVDA STOCK TOKEN
CRYPTO
COINBASE
PAYS IN COIN STOCK TOKEN
HARDWARE
APPLE
PAYS IN AAPL STOCK TOKEN
DEV TOOLS
MICROSOFT
PAYS IN MSFT STOCK TOKEN
MARKETPLACE
AMAZON
PAYS IN AMZN STOCK TOKEN
OTHER
GOOGLE
PAYS IN GOOGL STOCK TOKEN
PARODY. NONE OF THESE COMPANIES KNOW THIS EXISTS. AFTER THE DRAW SETTLES, THE VAULT ATTEMPTS AN ONCHAIN SWAP INTO THE BUYER’S STOCK TOKEN. ETH IF THE ROUTE, FEED, OR SWAP FAILS.
03The startups

CURRENT COMPANIES.

Named by collectors. Art-directed by AI. Zero employees.

0 minted · 0 active · 0 acquired
Batch 00 · nothing minted yet
NO STARTUPS EXIST YET.

The first Demo Day can’t happen until somebody names a company. It may as well be yours.

NAME THE FIRST ONE
04The token

$YH IS THE
ONLY WAY IN.

The startups are fictional. The trading pair isn’t. Lock any amount to enter the draw; more locked, better odds. Buy in with ETH or USDC.

VAULT SHARE
[ % — TBD ]
LOCK TO ENTER
ANY AMOUNT
SALE RATE
[ NOT LIVE ]
$YH IS A GAME TOKEN. NOT EQUITY, OWNERSHIP, OR A PROMISE OF RETURN.
BUY $YH[ NOT LIVE ]
ETH
[ RATE — TBD ]
$YH
DIRECT SALE AT A FIXED RATE · POOL TRADING [ NOT LIVE ]
05Fee routing

EVERY SWAP
FEEDS THE VAULT.

At launch, a Uniswap v4 hook on Robinhood Chain takes 3% of each eligible $YH / WETH swap. 2% funds the Demo Day vault. 1% runs the protocol.

The winner is never our call. Chainlink VRF draws it with randomness proven onchain, odds proportional to locked $YH.

Robinhood Chain NETWORKLive flow
$YH / WETH POOLUNISWAP V4 · FEES ON ELIGIBLE SWAPSUNISWAP V4 HOOKROUTES 3% OF EACH ELIGIBLE SWAPDEMO DAY VAULTBuys the acquirer’s stockfor the winner.2%PROTOCOL FEEOps, audits, art direction.1%
Chainlink
THE DRAW · CHAINLINK VRF
One active startup per Demo Day, weighted by locked $YH. It gets acquired, and the vault is swapped into the buyer’s stock for it.
06The application

FOUR FIELDS.
ONE BUTTON.

No essays, no references, no vision video. Costs show once, right before you sign.

Due diligence remains at zero and we intend to keep it there.

NEW APPLICATIONNO ESSAY QUESTIONS
CATEGORY · PICKS YOUR BUYER
PICK A CATEGORY. IT DECIDES WHO ACQUIRES YOU.
CONTINUE ON THE MINT SHEET →
MINT [ PRICE — TBD ] · NETWORK FEE [ EST — TBD ] · LOCK ANY $YH TO ENTER
ALL SHOWN AGAIN BEFORE YOU SIGN